Crouching Tug, Flying Peters

Volunteer needed in a Martial Arts School
Volunteer needed in weekday evenings 4 - 8 pm and Saturday mornings 10-11:30.
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Dear Craig

I am writing in regards to your post for a skilled Martial Artist. I have a few questions regarding this position. What is the age and skill level of your pupils? What disciplines of Martial Arts do you teach at your facility? How much emphasis do you put on Bow Staff training? Are there any refreshments that do not have peanuts or peanut oils in them? Will I receive a per diem? I have a very open schedule, and I hope to help in anyway possible.

Thanks
Tug
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Hi,

I am not looking for a skilled Martial Artist, I am looking for somebody to help with the front desk.
What is the age and skill level of your pupils? 3 and up
What disciplines of Martial Arts do you teach at your facility? Ju-Jutsu, MMA, Karate Kung-Fu and Kendo/Iaido
How much emphasis do you put on Bow Staff training? Little
Are there any refreshments that do not have peanuts or peanut oils in them? No

Thanks,

Kimly
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Craig

When you say that you need "help with the front desk" does this refer to security detail? I have several years experience with security detail, and this also brings us back around to the Bow Staff training and the importance of such said skill. I am a firm believer that any security detail officer should be skilled and extensively trained in not only Bow Staff, but also pressure point tactics and knock out potions. I am familiar with all of the disciplines that you speak of, however I feel that Kendo/Iaido is for the weak of spirit and should I decide to co-instruct with you, I would suggest we table that discipline in exchange for Akido. I will bring my own non-peanut oil refreshments, however please do not expect me to bring enough to share, besides I cook with high amounts of MSG, and that is not safe for children. I, however, have spent a lifetime increasing my MSG intake levels so that I can never be secretly poisoned by my girlfriend Sheila. Please feel free to contact me with more details, as well as a fair and just salary/benfits offer.

Tug
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Hi,

This is a non paid volunteer, you will answer phone, take payment and check in students and keep the facility nice and clean.

Thanks,

Kimly
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Craig

Two things about Tug Peters: Tug doesn't eat peanuts or peanut oils, I'm allergic, that's just a fact of life not a weakness, and two, Tug doesn't answer phones, that's lady stuff. So domo but no domo.

Tug

btw in 1984 I broke two guys noses in one week, you ever do that?