Susan Bottom'sup

Customers often ask us if we carry the Famous "Sex-o-Pedic" Mattress

Unfortuantely we do not carry the "sex-o-pedic" mattress line, but .....
We do have a wide varitey of mattresses from Carolina Mattress Guild, Simmons Beautyrest and Symbol in Stock.
A Great Day.....starts with a better nights sleep....
A good day starts with a great night's sleep. That is why choosing the right bed should be an integral part of a healthy lifestyle. You will spend more than a third of your life in bed,
so doesn't it make sense to invest in a sleep solution that will enhance your sleep and your health?
So whether you prefer very firm or very plush or something in between, Symbol® offers you the choice of back-friendly,
sleep enhancing beds for your healthy lifestyle. Choose from a variety of premium comfort layers (visco memory foam, latex,
convoluted toppers, fiber pads, ultraloft fiber) over support systems (Omalon foam cores, enclosed coil springs, coil innersprings)
to give you the comfort plus support that is needed for today's active individual.
A Great Day.....starts with a better nights sleep
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Dear Craig

Everyday I search craigslist in an attempt to find a local vendor who carries the "sex-o-pedic" mattress, and for 6 months I have continually found myself empty handed. Heck, I myself, may be one of the inquiries you are referring to in your ad, as I have launched an aggressive e-mail campaign to mattress dealers in the tri-state area in attempt to find a sex-o-pedic model "Jam Driver Supreme" within driving distance from my home. I have been met with disappointment at every turn, however on Feb 23 as I half-heartedly searched sexopedic in the craigslist search box, I almost fell out of my suspended sex-sling as your ad graced my screen, giving me hope that I may soon possess a "Jam Driver Supreme." Yet, much to my disgust, you're ad was full of false hopes and dashed dreams, as you are not truly a certified sex-o-pedic dealer. Please Sir, I ask that you cease and desist these bait and switch tactics. If you infact can provide me with a "Jam Driver Supreme" with duraglide shock absorbers and oscilating hydraulic lifters, or perhaps a model "Susan Bottoms Up" and mounted stirrups with removable visqueen cover slip for easy clean up, then I would be most appreciative. However if you cannot produce said items, I will be forced to relay your false ads to sex-o-pedic's parent company, Walt Disney Inc.

Regards
Tug