Jingle Jangle

Recording Studio Jingle writer/composer/engineer for The PowerPlant MultiMedia Studios. This is a pro gig, MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE. Keith Urban has recorded with us so we're the real deal. Are you? Send your package ASAP. You can check out our setup at thepowerplant.tv NO CALLS PLEASE. I'm sorry but if you call, you will not be considered. Thanks for understanding.
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Dear Craig

I am writing in regards to your post for the Jingle writer. I am very interested in becoming part of the PowerPlant family. There are a lot of other ads on free classifieds websites that I have replied to only to find that it was not even a professional gig, and that I was not dealing with real experienced men of business. I 'm glad to know that this is not one of those free ads. I knew right away when dropped Keith Urban's name that you guys mean business, cashing checks and snapping necks, am I right? Let me tell you a little bit about what Tug Peters brings to the table. I have been writing my own jingles since about forever ago, I have a 1987 Casio music master keyboard which I have honed my self-taught skills on since the 6th grade, and I have engineered such acts as Ted from Ted's Carpet Barn, and the Leonard Titacus' EP "Lenny Tits sings Rod Stewart Karaoke in the key of Sexy." If you give me a company's name and product, I will whip out a jingle like BOOM!!! BANG!!! There's your jingle!!! Try this out:

"If you need a car cause your car sucks
Then shop this carlot and save some bucks"

Or I don't know maybe something like this little ditty

"You should eat our vegetables
because they're damn delectable"

That's the Holy Grail right there, nobody can rhyme vegetable, but I just did. And as far as music goes, imagine this little synthesizer masterpiece

A# F G C C A# D D G A# F...now picture that with a pre-programmed Rumba beat on the Casio...INSANE!!!

But I digress, I don't want to get the cart before the horse here, and give out too many freebies. What I would like to do is to set up a little face time with your staff, I'll bring in some cassettes with my solid gold classics, I'll bring in my Casio music master and whip out some new jams on command, and I'll collaborate with Keith Urban to kinda polish up his vox on some jingles. If you like what I have to offer then we talk contracts, salary, bennies, all that legal jargon. Just real quick though, I need to know, Are you 420 friendly? And can I bring my friend Joey Gladstone along for my interview? BTW I tried to call about 20 times last week, and your staff was extremely rude, I don't understand.

Regally

Tug