I have a 95 Eagle Vision for sale. It has 95 thousand miles on it, turquoise, runs smoothly,salvage title, just had all the oils changed on it. I'm selling it because we've had it for a while and we are having money problems. I'll sell it for 1100 or best offer.
Dear Craig
I have to tell you, your ad was a bit confusing, however I am very interested in this "Eagle Vision" that you speak of. I have a few questions. Is the process of obtaining "Eagle Vision" similar to that of Lasix Eye Surgery? Or does it involve drinking the yoke of a fertilized egg? Is this rooted in Cherokee Nation witchcraft?Does this process result in night vision capabilities, or does "Eagle Vision" simple refer to a heightened sense of depth perception? Are there any side effects, such as, feather grow, unwanted and abrupt sqwuaking or screeching? When you said "it has 95 thousand miles", is that the max compasities of how far you can see, and is that the same for everyone? Oils? Is there a special lubricant that you must keep on your eyeballs, and if so how often do you apply and how much does that cost? What is your success rate? Will I have to register with the Justice League? If I have already undergone x-ray vison surgery, are there any contraindications for "Eagle Vision"? Thanks for your time, I will probably think of more things to ask you, if so I will shoot you another e-mail. If I don't hear from you, it's no problem, I'll try to e-mail you again and again, I think sometimes the intrawebs doesn't work right.
Super Friends Unite
Tug Peters
PS- what's with the pics of that crappy car? weird.
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