Dirtbag Scheister

Dear Craig

I was really interested in the 2005 Chrysler Town & Country Touring van you listed on your Craigslist page...that is until I saw the price...I just did a KBB on one of these that only had 75000 miles and more options and they recommended $8900 if in excellent condition...You're asking $12995. Is yours in better than excellent condition, or does it shit gold bullion? WTF...why are you trying to pull a fast one on me Smokey? You're trying to play possum but this dog don't hunt, you got me? Please explain why you are such a dirtbag schiester.

Tug
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Hey Tug,

You may want to re-learn how to use KBB. The vehicle pricing you looked up was on Private Party. This would be someone selling it from in front of their home, someone that does not have the ability to run it through their service department and fix things that might be wrong with it. We, however are a dealership and have done all of this and this is why we charge Retail for the things that we sell. If you would have looked under the Retail portion you would have seen that the KBB pricing is well over 11000.00. This means I have negotiating room doesnt it??? Before you call people names you may want to know what you are talking about!!

Jason.

Btw if you had taken the time to read the ad you would have seen it was not Craig but Jason
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Craig

I'm not buying your excuses for one second... I smell a dirty rat. I use KBB all the time and I'm pretty much an expert at. Not to mention everyone that works in a service department is on drugs. They couldn't fix a pee wee football game. I think you're trying to run some kinda racket, my friend. I'm on to you and your price gouging schemes. You can't "negotiate" your way outta this one, bud. So you might as well admit that you're a scheister.

Best Regards
Tug Peters
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Expert,

If you were an expert you would have known that you were in the private party portion looking up a retail unit. Although I find this quite comical I am not going to argue about it, it is a mute point as I dont think you were really interested in buying a Van in the first place.

Good Luck,
Jason
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Craig

You are really beating this "private party" nonsense like a dead horse, I understand what you are trying to say but you really just sound assinine, my friend. I really didn't want to write you back because when I read your e-mails, in my head you sound like Moe Sizlack the homely barkeep from the Simpsons, and it's quite repulsive to read your words. However I feel that I must correct you so that you will not further embarrass yourself in future correspondence, it is moot point, not "mute point". A mute point would be a point that someone who does not (sp)possesive the gift of speech is trying to convey, like if the Deaf Dumb and Blind kid from the Who's "Pinball Wizard" song was trying to impress upon you just how bad ass he is at pinball, that would be a mute point, because he cannot speak. I found it quite comical that you didn't know the correct usage of that saying, especially when you were trying your best to be smug and think yourself superior to me. I also find it comical that a scheister used car salesman would think himself superior to anyone. So when can I stop in and test drive this Town and Country...I like the price.

Still wasting your time
Tug Peters
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Mr. Tug,

You must have tugged one too many times on your Peter while typing your last message. Your spelling and Grammar check on your computer missed one for you and is making you look just as ignorant as me being the scheister that I am. I have howver taken the liberty to copy and paste your mistakes so that you no longer make that same mistake in the future, I would not want someone to point out your flaws as you have pointed out mine. Thank you by the way.
" mute point would be a point that someone who does not possesive the gift of speech is trying to convey"
In the future you would want to say "who does not posess the gift of speech"
You can come in any time you wish to test drive the Van, just ask for Craig !
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Craig

You ever noticed how the words Touche and Douche are only one letter off? Touche' Douche.

Tug