Tug Gets Called Out

Roanoke VA

Women's 26" Cruiser Bike. Barely Used. Helmet Included.
Asking $125/OBO
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 Dear Craig

I am inquiring about your 26" Women's cruiser. I just have a few quick questions. What is the weight compasity for this model? Does this particular bike have a self oiling chain? What's the number of links on that chain? How hard is it to purchase after market products for this model? Has it ever been involved in any type of collision? What's that seat smell like?

Your friend
Tug
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Hi Tug,

Before you put this on your blog please be sure to spell capacity correctly (not compasity).
Your Friend
Pull
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Twoshay my friend, however the use of the wrong word was intentional.

Respectfully
Tug
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Haha...I figured. By the way, your blog is hilarious! Have a good one!