I can't afford to take care of it, I love cats but have a house full already...please someone help me with this kittie.I will let him go to a good family if the owner does not show interest soon...if you'd like to be the new owner let me know.
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Dear Craig
Yeh I know that cat, but I don't want him...just keep him. You can call him whatever you want, but I used to call Benjamin Buttholes. It was an appropriate name because he is a total butthole. That cat was always causing me grief and drinking my vodka, so I say good riddance to him. I understand that you already have a bunch of other cats, but that's not my problem, just figure something out. Give him away or just give him a bottle of vodka and watch him slowly destroy his little kitty liver. I've attached a photo of him drinking my vodka so you can see for yourself what kind of a monster he is. Please do not attempt to return Benjamin Buttholes to me, I hate him and he knows it. Please do, however, reply and let me know that he won't be coming home so I can stop putting out plates of poisoned milk.
Tug
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