We are looking for a roommate to share our log cabin exterior/ modern interior house that is only 3 years old in Windham Maine. About Portland in 25 minutes to Portland. The house is a 3 bedroom and one bath across the street from a lake that we have a right away to and kayaks to play with!! We are 2 females that have 1 black lab and 3 indoor cats. You must be a non smoker or a strictly outdoor smoker. The rent would be 550 per month with electric, cable and wireless internet included. Last month’s rent will also be required as well as the months that require the oil to be refilled the bill for the oil will be split 3 ways. The move in date can be as early as Sept 1st and the living room and kitchen are fully furnished and the large basement has a washer and dryer.
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Dear Craig
I am looking for a room to sublet near Portland, and your's sounds ideal. $550 sounds great, I could probably afford more though because I have tons of money and I dress really well. I never smoke, but when I do it is strictly outdoor smoking. I love kayaking on the lake, and I'm hoping to learn how to swim soon. I am a man, I hope this is not an issue, if there is a concern with my gender I am willing to pretend to be gay like Jack Tripper, or dress as a woman like on the show Bosom Buddies starring academy award winner and America's favorite funny man Tom Hanks. I love cats, even though I'm deathly allergic, we can discuss wether they will remain indoor cats once I move in. And labs are great regardless of color, I don't judge, I don't even see color when I look at a lab, many of my best dogs growing up were black labs, so that's all good. It does concern me that the one bath is across the street, I'm sure it will be cold in the winter walking back to my room after a shower naked, as this is how I sleep. I can move in as soon as tomorrow, my landlord kicked me out over a dispute involving myself withholding rent, and I am currently sleeping in my Nova. Also I would like to waive my right to the heating oil as I will be wearing sweaters whenever I'm cold. I have attached an artists rendering of myself, as my religion states that photographs steal part of your soul. Can't wait to meet you.
Often imitated, Never duplicated
Tug
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