Friday, September 3, 2010

Indian Head

Craigslist ad from Petersville AL

Vintage Collectible Avon Indian Head after shave Bottle. Empty Bottle, Great collectible.
text me at ***-***-**** or email me at ******@gmail.com.
Photos to show you what is looks like below.

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is this a real indian's head? or an immitation? is it legal to carry this indian head across state lines? what is the photo for?


thank you my friend

Tug
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Is in an indian head shaped bottle. I posted a picture of it. It used to have aftershave it it.

(melissa)
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Craig


What gives? I thought we were dealing in real bonafide Indian heads here. I don't want no trinkets or flim flams, if you can't provide the goods I will have no recourse but to deal with the Swiss mercenaries, because those guys are genuine artifact dealers. If you want to get serious and deal then please contact me. Attached are examples of the kind of goods I seek, shrunken heads, scalps, even pelvic bones would be exceptable. Please reply so I am sure that you recieved this message.

The choice of a generation

Tug
 
 
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If you had read my ad with any kind of intelligence, you would have known it was not a real indian head. The item was fully described and apparently you did not read it.

And who the heck signs out with "choice of a generation?"
WOW

(melissa)
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Craig


Apparently you are in the business of wasting people's time, in the past few hours that I have spent awaiting the details of your fraudulent shrunken indian head, countless other genuine artifacts have slipped through my hands and undoubtly wound up in the possession of gypsies, tramps, and thieves. How dare you sir, insult my intelligence and imply that I do not possess the skills of literacy. this shrunken indian head was intended to be a gift for my son on his 6th birthday, and at best now I may be able to procure a Mogwai from an elderly antiquities dealer in Chinatown. You sir, are a disgrace to your trade and countrymen.
And another thing, Tug Peters is "who the heck signs out with "choice of a generation" " don't be jealous they chose Tug.

Diet Pepsi, Uh huh

Tug Peters
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Oh. My. GOSH. Have you nothing better to do with your time? And by the way, Melissa is not a man's name, so Im not a sir. And thats some gift you were gonna give your son. I feel sorry for him if thats the kind of gift you would give for a little boys birthday. Take him to Chuckee-Cheese, get some icecream and get him some remote control cars or something to play with.


My trade has nothing to do with shrunken indian heads. WOW YOU GOOBER PEA
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Dear Melissa Craig


I apologize that it has taken me so long to respond to your email, I am a very busy man and do not always have time for correspondence. I would also like to resolve this issue of mistaken gender, I am very sorry, I assumed that since your website is called "Craig's" list that your first name was infact Craig, I now realize that this must be your surname. Thank you for suggesting a trip to Chuck E Cheese and icecream for my son's birthday, however he is tremendously afraid of animatronic rodents and lactose intolerant. Please do not feel sorry for him, although he was looking foward to recieving a shrunken indian head for his birthday, the day was still a success. He was just as excited to recieve a preformance from a live burlesque show and a book on the practices of witchcraft which includes a number of spells that he is already mastering. Even though we were not able to come to terms on bargaining for your beloved indian head, I am still glad that I have met you and hope that we have a long long relationship as interweb penpals. I was not sure what you meant by "WOW YOU GOOBER PEA" so let me just that I hope that you goober pea as well.

You Got The Right One Baby

Tug

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