Virginia Couple Looking for Friends

Rocky Mount, VA

He's 47 and a tattoo artist. She's 35 and loves animals and kids. We recently moved here from New Hampshire and only know a few people. We are sooooo bored it's not funny. We drink sociably and 420 friendly though don't do it ourselves. We get along best with younger people because were young at heart. We like cook outs, Bon fires, floating on the river, going swimming, boating, hunting, having a few drinks with friends, going out to eat. If interested please email first. Your email will get our phone number. We live in Rocky Mount.

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Dear Craig

What's up? My name is Tug and I live in Franklin County. I'm an entrepeneur and dabble in real estate and the dark arts. I like to boat, swim, fish, tube, water ski, dive, snorkel, swim, fish, and boat, plus I like to drink with friends, especially on my boat. I'm 28 years old if you don't count the first 10 years of my life and I don't because I spent alot of that time locked up in various juvenille detention centers or in foster homes where alotta stuff happened that I need to repress. That said I'm totally well adjusted now, especially during the day when there are other people around and nobody turns off the lights on me in the bathroom. So don't do that when we're hanging out!!! I'm pretty connected in the local scene, if you ask anybody if they know Tug, they'll probably be like "Oh yeh, he's cool." I have a sweet cabin in the woods, pretty secluded and private, with nobody around in ear shot for like 3/4 of a mile. I'm a pretty big fan of tattoos, I have a really neat backpiece that says "Eye of the Storm" and underneath it has a tiger. Also I pierced my weewah. I love animals I am in the process of cross breeding the perfect barn cat. I'm kinda wanting to get a neat tat of my favorite barn cat Lilly tattooed over my heart, but Lilly is a tabby and I don't like the idea of orange tattoos, other than tigers, so I might get Leonard tattooed and say its Lilly, Leonard is less orange....What's you're professional opinion? Do either of you guys play street hockey or enjoy erotic japanese cartoons? I'm hanging at the Sonic most fridays, if you wanna hook up. Don't forget October is for lovers. Attached you will find a pic of Lorenzo Lamas and Peewee Herman, it pretty much somes up my life.Please e-mail me back.

Keep it Real
Tug

Free Kittens

Lynchburg, VA

We have 6 little kittens that need a new home. Please email or call ***-***-**** if you are interested.
No spam please
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Dear Craig

Would you be willing to give all six kittens to one dude? I can't believe my luck I also just found a free trampoline....6 kittens and a trampoline!!! How fun!!! Are these kittens nuetered?

Thanks
Tug
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Tug

They are not fixed. I have 2 others that are interested.

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
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Dear Craig

Oh that's no problem, I was planning on breeding the most acrobatic ones any way. I like the idea of keeping the gene pool tight and making entire litters of real athletes. So when could I stop by and pick them all up? I'm heading out this afternoon to purchase tiny helmets, and some bejewels for their capes.

Oh mama mia
Tug

Indian Head

Craigslist ad from Petersville AL

Vintage Collectible Avon Indian Head after shave Bottle. Empty Bottle, Great collectible.
text me at ***-***-**** or email me at ******@gmail.com.
Photos to show you what is looks like below.

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is this a real indian's head? or an immitation? is it legal to carry this indian head across state lines? what is the photo for?


thank you my friend

Tug
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Is in an indian head shaped bottle. I posted a picture of it. It used to have aftershave it it.

(melissa)
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Craig


What gives? I thought we were dealing in real bonafide Indian heads here. I don't want no trinkets or flim flams, if you can't provide the goods I will have no recourse but to deal with the Swiss mercenaries, because those guys are genuine artifact dealers. If you want to get serious and deal then please contact me. Attached are examples of the kind of goods I seek, shrunken heads, scalps, even pelvic bones would be exceptable. Please reply so I am sure that you recieved this message.

The choice of a generation

Tug
 

 
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If you had read my ad with any kind of intelligence, you would have known it was not a real indian head. The item was fully described and apparently you did not read it.

And who the heck signs out with "choice of a generation?"
WOW

(melissa)
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Craig


Apparently you are in the business of wasting people's time, in the past few hours that I have spent awaiting the details of your fraudulent shrunken indian head, countless other genuine artifacts have slipped through my hands and undoubtly wound up in the possession of gypsies, tramps, and thieves. How dare you sir, insult my intelligence and imply that I do not possess the skills of literacy. this shrunken indian head was intended to be a gift for my son on his 6th birthday, and at best now I may be able to procure a Mogwai from an elderly antiquities dealer in Chinatown. You sir, are a disgrace to your trade and countrymen.
And another thing, Tug Peters is "who the heck signs out with "choice of a generation" " don't be jealous they chose Tug.

Diet Pepsi, Uh huh

Tug Peters
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Oh. My. GOSH. Have you nothing better to do with your time? And by the way, Melissa is not a man's name, so Im not a sir. And thats some gift you were gonna give your son. I feel sorry for him if thats the kind of gift you would give for a little boys birthday. Take him to Chuckee-Cheese, get some icecream and get him some remote control cars or something to play with.


My trade has nothing to do with shrunken indian heads. WOW YOU GOOBER PEA
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Dear Melissa Craig


I apologize that it has taken me so long to respond to your email, I am a very busy man and do not always have time for correspondence. I would also like to resolve this issue of mistaken gender, I am very sorry, I assumed that since your website is called "Craig's" list that your first name was infact Craig, I now realize that this must be your surname. Thank you for suggesting a trip to Chuck E Cheese and icecream for my son's birthday, however he is tremendously afraid of animatronic rodents and lactose intolerant. Please do not feel sorry for him, although he was looking foward to recieving a shrunken indian head for his birthday, the day was still a success. He was just as excited to recieve a preformance from a live burlesque show and a book on the practices of witchcraft which includes a number of spells that he is already mastering. Even though we were not able to come to terms on bargaining for your beloved indian head, I am still glad that I have met you and hope that we have a long long relationship as interweb penpals. I was not sure what you meant by "WOW YOU GOOBER PEA" so let me just that I hope that you goober pea as well.

You Got The Right One Baby

Tug

Subletting a Room

Craigslist ad for subletting a room in Portland ME

We are looking for a roommate to share our log cabin exterior/ modern interior house that is only 3 years old in Windham Maine. About Portland in 25 minutes to Portland. The house is a 3 bedroom and one bath across the street from a lake that we have a right away to and kayaks to play with!! We are 2 females that have 1 black lab and 3 indoor cats. You must be a non smoker or a strictly outdoor smoker. The rent would be 550 per month with electric, cable and wireless internet included. Last month’s rent will also be required as well as the months that require the oil to be refilled the bill for the oil will be split 3 ways. The move in date can be as early as Sept 1st and the living room and kitchen are fully furnished and the large basement has a washer and dryer.

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Dear Craig


I am looking for a room to sublet near Portland, and your's sounds ideal. $550 sounds great, I could probably afford more though because I have tons of money and I dress really well. I never smoke, but when I do it is strictly outdoor smoking. I love kayaking on the lake, and I'm hoping to learn how to swim soon. I am a man, I hope this is not an issue, if there is a concern with my gender I am willing to pretend to be gay like Jack Tripper, or dress as a woman like on the show Bosom Buddies starring academy award winner and America's favorite funny man Tom Hanks. I love cats, even though I'm deathly allergic, we can discuss wether they will remain indoor cats once I move in. And labs are great regardless of color, I don't judge, I don't even see color when I look at a lab, many of my best dogs growing up were black labs, so that's all good. It does concern me that the one bath is across the street, I'm sure it will be cold in the winter walking back to my room after a shower naked, as this is how I sleep. I can move in as soon as tomorrow, my landlord kicked me out over a dispute involving myself withholding rent, and I am currently sleeping in my Nova. Also I would like to waive my right to the heating oil as I will be wearing sweaters whenever I'm cold. I have attached an artists rendering of myself, as my religion states that photographs steal part of your soul. Can't wait to meet you.

Often imitated, Never duplicated

Tug

New Orleans

Craigslist ad for part-time job

HIV prevention specialist (New Orleans)


Brotherhood, Incorporated is seeking gifted, energetic African American Gay Men for a Part-Time HIV Prevention Specialist Position.

The ideal applicant must have the DESIRE to get things done! Reliable transportation & the ability to work non-traditional hours are required. Community resources are a plus. Be a strong team member, very flexible and able to multi-task. Must have superior oral, organizational, written communication and people skills. Knowledge of HIV/AIDS is preferred. Requires working with a diverse population. High school diploma or equivalent is necessary.

All interested applicants should drop off a cover letter, resume and 3 verifiable references to *******

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Dear Craig
I am so glad I found your post because this job would cover 2 of my greatest needs, paying for food and shelter and getting the word out about safe sex!!! I meet 4 of the 6 requirements for the position, I am gifted, energetic, american, and a man. I'm sure you have deduced by that statement that the rquirements I lack are being African and Gay. I feel that this is a small stumbling block that can easily be overcome, or I could just expose your orginization as racists and descriminators, LOL, just kidding!!! That's just me being gifted and energetic. What I DO have is a strong desire to get things done, a 1978 Slovenian made Tomos brand Mo-ped for transportation, and working "non-traditional hours" is no problem, because I'm used to not working at all. I would like some clarification on what you meant by oral skills, this could be a problem for me. I myself do not have HIV, I was once tested and the Dr told me I was negative, I asked if he was positive and he said yes, I felt really sorry for him. Diversity is no problem for me because I grew up in middle class suburbia. I do not have a diploma per say, I was home schooled and when I was 18 years old my mom was just like "Welp, your all done." I decided to write this e-mail as opposed to dropping off a resume, as I am out of state and will need to relocate for this position, do you offer relocation assistance? Also have the flood waters receeded there yet, because my Tomos doesn't do well in puddles, also I'm scared of what all diseases might be in those waters, you know like the one we're getting the word out about.

I look foward to hearing from you, and I can't wait to pick out furniture for my office;)

Regards

Tug

Gay Shoes

Craiglist ad regarding some really gay shoes

1980s Sebago Campsides Size 9.5 or 10 - $25 (Greater Columbus Area)

I am looking for a pair of vintage Sebago Campsides like those pictured here.

I will consider shoes in any condition, but I obviously prefer those in better condition. I will pay up to $25.00, depending on condition.
I only want the Sebago brand, so no others, please (Eastlake, Bass, etc.). I only want the Campsides model, so no others (Docksides, etc).

Email me a photo, and I'll get back to you.

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Craig


I have one sebagos campfire, it is a size 10 if you do not remove the cardboard inserts. I am sure that if I keep looking around my closets I will find its mate, at which time I will email it to you. I am only asking $30 for the one shoe, and an additional $15 when I email the second shoe. I am also open to trades for exotic captive born reptiles, or possibly quartz crystal rocks.

In Loving Memory

Tug

Dragon Ballz Costume

Craigslist ad for Halloween costume


My 2 yr old son is really into Dragon ball Z and we would like for him to be one of the characters from the show for Halloween, if anyone has any of them please let us know. Willing to pay, but please not too much. Thank you :)


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Dear Craig

I can't believe I found your post, out of all the posts over the entire internets. I have a Dragon Ballz costume!!! My ex-girlfriend was a huge fan of all that Japanesey stuff, she liked Dragon Ballz, and the Avatards, and the Snorkels, all of it. She used to dress up like Dragon Ballz with her friends and they'd make frozen egg rolls and General Chow Mein and watch the Dragon Ballz show while I did man stuff out in the garage, like work on cars and build furniture. Then one day she never came home and a few weeks later I get a fortune cookie in the mail and the message reads " Suck on these Dragon Ballz, Your Lucky Numbers are 8, 16, 3, 4" Anyways I'm sorry to bore you with the details, long story short I'm left with a whole bunch of this Japanese stuff to get rid of. I've attached a photo of the costume it's a size 3. I'm asking $10 for it, or I might be interested in trades for tools, dvds, or massages.

Brothers in arms

Tug
 

Violence Player Wanted

Craigslist ad for violinist



Professional violinist/vocalist with Bachelor of Music Degree to provide preceremony and ceremony music for you wedding or special event (rehearsal dinners, receptions, etc.). I have over ten years of experience performing in weddings with many happy clients. References available. I delight guests with a diversity of music including your choice of classical, jazz, pop, and fiddle styles. My instrument is a Otto Mier German violin that produces beautiful tones to reach audiences of up to 100 without any additional amplification. I am available for indoor and outdoor settings. I require a deposit of twenty percent of the balance to reserve your special event on my calendar. Please email for further details.

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Dear Craig,

I am currently seeking someone to play for my wife's wedding, this is the one job that she gave me to handle and I don't want to mess this up so I have some extensive questions to make sure you are right for the job. I understand that you hold an associate's degree in musical theory and artistry, from what school was this degree obtained? My soon to be father-in-law is a die hard WV mountaineer and is known to pick fist fights with the alumni of rival schools. I will be needing referals and testimonials from former clients, please do not just use family members, because they can be biased. If you asked my mother she would tell you that I have the biggest penis she's ever seen, when really it is only average. I'm not all together very familiar with violin makers, I'll assume that an Oscar Meyer is a pretty descent fiddle, Germans are fine craftsmen by nature. I once owned an ottoman that was crafted in Barcelona so I have some degree of expertise in this area. I'll assume that you are familiar with a large section of the Charlie Daniels music library, in addition I am requiring that mostly songs by the supergroup Alabama be played, and Radar Love if you know it. My soon to be wife has alotted me with the appropriate funds for acquiring your services, I am prepared to pay you a fair wage of $75 an hour plus food and beverage, and i am also prepared to double that and cut it in half if you are able to learn Radar Love specifically for this event.

Your Friend and Colleague,

Tug