Missed Connections:
you were at white castle in anderson at about 11pm on wends. you kept looking at me...
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Dear Craig
This is probably a long shot, but I saw your missed connections ad, and I had to reply and see if it is really you. I happened to be at the White Castle in Anderson on weds around 11. I noticed a girl and was checking her out, but I was afraid that my breath smelled like stanky @$$ White Castles and that I might fart or possibly crap my pants if I walked over and talked to her, plus we're at a White Castles, nobody hits on someone at White Castles except really dirty poor people. But why let my fears and hang-ups get in the way of true love, right? So here I am several weeks later, with my bowels mostly cleared of greasy patties and soggy onions, just pouring my heart out to you. So I was thinking maybe I could take you out to a Denny's for a Barnyard Buster around midnight sometime, or maybe we could get a half stack of flap jacks at a Wafflehouse tomorrow morning after last call. Write me back if you too believe in true love, and if you are mostly to partially disease free.
Tug
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