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hand carved cigar store indians and totem poles in three different styles and sizes 2'-6'. Need more info on availability and pricing call
Dear Craig
Hiddy Ho. I seen you got them Ingins for sale. What's them Ingins made from? Knotty Pine? I seen you have a few different poses to choose from, how's about one with his Sunday feathers and Tomahawk, you got that one? Could you make his poor old wooden head look more red? Or does that need to develop over time due to a lack of kissing? Do you have any Ingin maidens for me to put out in front of my antiques store? How long of a wait on a replacement maiden, in case a wealthy customer comes and takes her away? You think them Ingins ever wish they was still an old pine tree? I got cash write me back.
Thanks Kemosabe
Tug
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Hello,
Most are made from different types of hardwoods. Sizes range from 2-6 foot and prices range from $125-800. The one with the tomahawk one is made from fiberglass/resin and goes for $650. Have a 4 foot maiden holding a bunch of cigars and 2 feathers made from wood for $375. Let me know if you need anymore info or call ***-***-****.
Thanks, David
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Craig
I appreciate your quick response, you are a professional indeed. I really would like to work with you on this, but I cannot accept a fiberglass Ingin. The idea makes my face turn red and gets me fixin' to scalp someone. This Ingin needs to be 6ft tall, with Sunday feathers and a Tomahawk, he should be constructed of knotty pine, and his facial expression should be that of a lovesick and lonesome fool. Like he just ain't never had no kissing. I am sure as an artisan and craftsman you will have no problem meeting my demands. The maiden that you have sounds fine, however I would prefer that she be 4ft 2 5/8 inches due to the proportions of a gumball machine I have outside my antiques store, I don't want her messing up my Fung Shwai. I'll give $350 for her, cause I think your bustin' my marbles. Lemme know your best price on the Ingin Brave.
I'm an Indian Outlaw
Tug
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Hello,
OK with $350 for the Indian Maid. How do you want to arrange pick-up ? Where are yo located? I live 20 miles west of Cols. near rt 42 and I-70. Let me know or call
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Craig
Now let's slow down here a minute. I don't want to make 2 trips, so I need to know if you can meet my specifications on the Ingin Brave, because the maiden is absolutely worthless to me if I don't have the Ingin Brave. The daggone song is hardly even about the Ingin maiden, the true protagonist in this story is the Ingin Brave, surely you understand that. Plus we're gonna have to meet half way, I've never been as far as rt 42, but my buddy said that it's a real trashy area and full of hillbillies and inbreds, he said that I better not take my 2001 dodge dakota out there round them pieces of trash. And I'll have to take his word, he knows alotta about these kinda things cause he used to be poor. Now the other thing I wanted to clear up is the matter of Indian Giving. I'm gonna have my lawyer draw up some papers to make sure you ain't gonna try and give me these Ingins and then turn around and want them back. Question, You ever seen Disney's Pocahontus? You know in real life she was only 11 years old, that daggone John Smith was a sick SOB, probably lived on rt 42 according to my buddy. I ain't trying to offend nobody, I'm just stating what I've been reported on. Anyhow, I'm hoping we can settle this whole thing up for around $900, both Ingin Brave and Maiden to my specifications, and counting on a delivery to midway tween here and there. What says you, friend?
Pow wow
Tug
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Tug
Me thinks you are wacked out. Just a guess
David
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