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Dear Craig
I have been searching for a way to capture the likeness of my best friend, Barncat Lilly, for some time now. I have sought out numerous artists and they have either refused the job or not returned my phone calls. I assure you that although Barncat Lilly maybe somewhat homely, she is deeply loved and I wish to commerate her life. I have attached a photo. Could you please respond with your rates. I look foward to your reply.
Thank You
Tug
Well, I have to say it is a rather "unusual" looking cat. I work in water colors mainly and a head study in 11 x 14 is $250.00 plus shipping and insurance. I can do a cat slightly smaller than 11 x 14....say 9 x 12 as they are smaller animals and that would go for $200.00. I would need the photograph sent to me as I cannot print color pictures from this computer. My home computer is down so I have to use the one here at the library. I require a minimum 1/2 deposit when you send the photo or photos and the balance plus shipping (I will relate that when I know what size painting you want) when it is done and prior to it being mailed. The usual turn around time is approximately one week if I have no others before you. The closer it gets to Christmas the busier I get and the longer it may take. The mail is slower as well. I ship Priority and insured for the full amount. I can mail Express if you prefer and don't mind the additional cost. You can e-mail your response and I can give you the address to mail the photo and check to if you want to commission the portrait. I am an equal opportunity artist and would not turn down a loved pet just because it wasn't "pretty". I will not be back to check my e-mail until Monday.
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Dear Craig
I apologize for the delay in responding to your e-mail...Things have been very hectic around my home due to the Druid Holiday season of winter solstice. I hope this email finds you enjoying a very pagean solstice. I've been staying very true to the Druid belief of a gluten free diet and spending much of my day out of my tunic, feeling free and nude. Praise be to the Earth. How odd that you also use the computers at the library. Our laptop was confiscated during a trumped up investigation last year. Myself and my lover, Hoggy, are conducting our own legal counsel, the wheels of justice turn oh so slow. Long story short, I too use the public library for my correspondence, I have found that it is much harder for Big Brother to follow you as such. In regards to the painting comission of Barncat Lilly, I must say that your prices, while fair, are substantially higher than I had expected. Is there any chance that you might be able to paint a wallet sized photo for 1/2 the price of a 9x12. I kid. I think I would prefer the 11x14. Now is it possible to add lettering and possibly accessories that are not in the pic. I have attached a pic illustrating what I mean. I would be willing to add 10% to the previously agreed upon price. Please let me know.
You Admirer
Tug
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This is not really my "thing"....I have yet to determine if you are serious or if this is just some kind of absurd joke. I have given you my prices for a legitimate portrait and I have no problem painting "ugly" animals. However I am not going to get into whatever it is you have going on here. I am not interested in continuing this conversation.
respectfully,
PF
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