Down on the Farm

hey my name is scott and i love to farm and deal with animals i have a few but i would love to gather some more i would look at all goats sheep cows chickens llamas alpacas ducks turkeys you name it i will look at some horses but with feed and all for them its just to much for a little family farm but ill take them off your hands any and all rejects or old animals can pay some but mostly looking for ones you cant use or have defects i love to take care of them and use them have little girls here that adore them and i will take great care of them send me pics and a text at *** *** **** with what you have thank you very much.

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Dear Craig

I am a part time farmer and a full time guy that takes care of livestock and grows vegtables. Due to circumstances that I have brought upon myself by drinking too much and not paying my taxes I am forced to relinquish many of my farm critters at bargain basement prices. I have a goat, unaltered and ready to stud out, he can go for $15, I have a turkey for $12 and I'll throw in duck if you buy the goat. I have a sheep and a lamb, $20 gets them both. There's a few others too, you can llook at my llama, I'm kindly attached to him but throw some figures at me. I got pics, e-mail if you're interested. Moving quick.

Tug

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hey im very interested in all of the animals but give me a figure for all of them together and then how much you would want and when and were i can pick them up im located in raymond ohio and have driven a distance for hay and animals if your not to bad from me but my number is *** *** **** you can send pics of the animals and call me so i can set up a time but i would need to no where your located thank you very much

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Craig

that's great. I've got a trailer, that I can bungee the critters down to, and I can pull it with my Subaru Brat (as seen on the hit TV show My Name is Earl), problem is my licence is currently under suspension pending the results of several DUI cases and one possession of bath salts charge. so if you can make it out to my farm I can ride shotgun with you, and you can drive my Brat, long as you can provide some means of carting it back. we need to move these animals by this weekend preferably, because next weekend I'll be busy at the farm, as I have rented it out for a Gathering of The Juggalos. by the way you are welcome to attend if you are a fan of the Insane Clown Posse. i can tell from your emails that you are a stand up dude and i wanna make you a good deal. i have some significant lawyer fees for these pending trials, most of which will be covered by my Juggalo money. so here's my proposition on these critters. I can let go of the stud goat, one duck, one peahen (it's a like a peacock but it's the lady version), a labradoodle named Tom Hanks, and the llama all for $150 (plus I'll throw in a bag of snack bite sized Snicker bars as this is all Tom Hanks will eat). this is a baragain. many of these animals are like family to me as i have fathered several of them. i have attached photos of the goat and the duck. i live in Dublin Ohio near Muirfield, lemme know when you can make it down, and i'll gas up the Brat.

Tug

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is this a joke i think it is but i really want to just make sure cus this is a family farm that is really looking to build it up and i have been scamed many times as is but if this is a joke i do get it seeing as i am an 18 year old male but if your real i would like to get the animals but i wont be able to take the dog where as i already have 5 and run a borading kennel but yes i do love icp so if thats real to i would deffently think about coming do you have a phone number?

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Dear Craig

This aint no SCAME!!! I'm trying to help you out and find a nice home for my animals, how dare you call me a scamer..I'm not even sure what a scaming is but it sounds awful and I don't appreciate it. Maybe I misjudged you, but I thought you were a cool guy....Look if you still want the animals, I will work with you but what am I supposed to do with Tom Hanks? I really don't want to split up Tom Hanks the labradoodle and the Bubba Gump the llama, they are best friends. Help out another Juggalo man.

Tug

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lol wow youll hold on long bud well send me your address and a phone number and i have a truck and trailer to get the animals im very interested in the goat and sheep set please get back to me you have my number and i would love to give your animals a wonderful home at my farm

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Craig

I almost thought you were gonna blow this deal... If you've got transportation and won't be putting extra wear and tear on my Subaru then I'll cut you a break on the sheep and goat set, let's say $25...call me after 0800 this morning *** *** ****some folks call me Lenny Tiits, but you just call me Tug

Tug

**************Disclaimer: I gave him Lenny Tits' phone number******************************

Hi Lenny Tits this is Mark @#$%&*, Scott's dad, You must of gave him the number for another Lenny Tits or the game must end. It has been fun but now he needs to get to work. Thanks for the laugh Mark