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Dear Craig
First of all allow me to Ritsu-Rei, or bow to you as the code of Karate dictates. And now allow myself to introduce myself as dictated by the eternal code of the Samurai, I am Tug Peters, I am from the House of Ryu a sacred school of combat and wisdom located in the GreenValley Shopping Plaza, I am a second tier Brown belt recipient, learned under the expert training of Sensei Leonard Titacus also known as Lenny Tits, I was born in the year of the Monkey and I am compatiable with Tigers and other Monkeys, but should steer clear of Rabbits and Dragons. I am honored to find another student of combat and a military artisan such as yourself. I would very much like to find myself in possession of your Belt Display, however I am currently unable to produce the funds necessary to obtain said display from you. I am, however available for numerous oddjobs and handywork, I am experienced in the following duties:
- Painting the fence
- Waxing cars
- Picking up jackets
- Pruning small trees such as bonzais
I am a very good student and could master other duties in a short amount of time. Please contact me with any questions or proposals for acquiring you Belt Display.
Domo Arigato
Tug
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